dont cha just love christmas?

christmas- a season for giving and love. a great time to spend with family and loved ones.my family’s definition? christmas- a time for the members over 21 to get insanely wasted and the children aged 13-20 to babysit. FOR FREE. THATS RIGHT. NOOOOO PAY.

at least the presents are good. occasionally.

God save me from this eternal hell.

So my stepdad’s brother, Andrew, is in the Army. His wife, Sally, and their 2 kids, Catherine and Parker, live in San Diego. This really wouldn’t be a problem if Parker wasnt a COMPLETE ASS HOLE BRAT. NOT A PROBLEM, BUT HE IS. His older sister is worse. Fo rizzle. She cries about every, little, useless thing! o.O I want to like scream my head off when I’m around her! I occasionally feel really bad for them because their mom pretty much doesnt know how to disciplene them, and their dad cant because hes fighting in Iraq. But seriously, her plan is just to not give the kids a reaction. Fine. I see where she’s coming from, right? Yeah, totally. BUT WHEN THAT DOESNT WORK YOU GIVE IT UP AND SCREAM BACK AT THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAM YOUR FUCKING LUNGS OUT! jesus christ i sound like my father.

Ok so here’s an example of why Parker is a brat hole. My little cousin, Caroline (she and parker are both 6) got a little Cabbage Patch doll for Christmas yesterday and Parker kept stealing it and hiding it! Seriously, Caroline was on the ground crying for like 15 minutes! What did Sally do? She sent him up to his room. 15 minutes later, she called him down to dinner and didnt say anything about it!

Grr. I told my sister that if I ever fuck my kids up like that, that she needs to slap me repetitively across the face.

Just dont get it. Kids suck.

So how was everyone elses Christmas?

EDITERR:: Oh yeah, you know what else made my Christmas?? Well 2 things actually:

NUMERO UNO: I WAS SICK ALLLLLL DAY. SWEET, RIGHT?

NUMERO DOS: I got yelled at for listening to an “inappropriate” song. THAT IS FUCKING BULLSHIT. BULLLLLLSHITTTTTT. What song was it, might you ask? Well even if you dont care im going to tell you. “Scotty doesnt know” by some band that played in american pie.

Fionna says shes out shopping,
But shes under me and I’m not stopping. <<see? notttt bad. noooo. I get in trouble. Screw my family >_<

EDIT(again):: i hate pms. but i love my family. damn mood swings. thats not like bipolar is it?

~ by sammilove on December 27, 2006.